2y ago

I could write for WotC

The cowards won't hire me.

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Rule #1 of Horror writing is ADD SOME FUCKING HUMOR! If your story is doom and gloom all the time, it stops being scary and dark and becomes insufferable and boring.
- A tale that is perpetually dark in tone becomes tiresome very quickly. It needs to feature the occasional ray of light for contrast and to create a sense of hope. Monsters and other terrors must be offset with creatures that are kind and lovable, giving the characters even more reasons to stand against the darkness. Here are a couple of ways to add glimmers of light to a tragic tale:
  In a land as dreary as Barovia, take the time to describe the occasional scene of beauty, such as a pretty flower growing atop a grave.
  Make sure that the heroes have contact with NPCs who are honest, friendly, and helpful, such as the Martikovs in Vallaki or the Krezkovs in Krezk.
  -Curse of Strahd, Introduction. Marks of Horror. 2016.
- This comic is not what that rule means.
  
  Because the comic is a strawman argument.
Sounds like Icewind Dale - Rime of the Frostmaiden to me.
- This was drawn while I was running Rime of the Frostmaiden, and is loosely based on that, but changed to give no spoilers.
  
  In Icewind Dale it was a Loris. No other text was changed.
  
  I am currently running it and I am absolutely not sure how to get everything neatly together. It is an absolutely great campaign but here and there (at least to me) it gets quite hard to run.
  
  Spoiler: the lemur is actually a halfling child that RinkyDink wants to serve to some hobgoblins in exchange for a Jar of Endless Mayonnaise.
I love the lemur's expression at the trap, half dismissal half curiosity.
What is this meme referring to?
- WoTC's schizophrenic writing quality.
  
  The adventures are always product of many people. You speak with confidence of someone who doesn't know how creative process actually looks like.
- Clearly it's based on Teddy Ruxpin
I would back this on kickstarter

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