not for men
Don't you tell me what I can and can not stick up my funhole. I thought this was America.
That said, while the natural resting place for Donald Trump's head is inside an asshole -- his own -- I'll pass, I've got better toys already.
90 0 ReplyNot for men? If they could figure out how to sell them discretely at his rallies they would be the largest market!
86 0 ReplyYeah, stick 'em where the sun don't shine.
12 0 ReplyI don't think the dark side of the moon is interested...
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Come on, this isn't real. Sound out that name 'Mike Oxmall'. Even Moe Sizlak might not fall for this one.
56 0 ReplyTIL Moe is probably smarter than I am.
11 0 ReplyLooks like this has been floating around for a few years too
2 0 ReplyI literally had to say it out loud before I understood 😂
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Not for men? I'm gonna buy one and shove it right up my ass. Try to stop me.
48 1 ReplyThis is what “be gay, do crimes” was coined for
33 0 ReplyDamn should I stop throwing bricks at cop cars then?
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You should steal one instead.
7 0 ReplyWith the quality of this shit, the head will detach...
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Absolutely not weird
24 0 ReplyThese may represent the first time that Trump, or a likeness of Trump, gave sexual pleasure to another human being.
22 0 ReplyWhile this is obviously fake, I saw some Trump butt plugs going around at one point.
2 0 ReplyYep, when he fucked the US and by extension most of the world.
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Rating: False
A trump store did not sell dildos like this.
9 0 ReplyMikeoxmall. Priceless.
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Okay, but if the person who took that picture is a staunch Trump opponent, why did she make a 3D model of a dildo shaped like his head, and more to the point, why did she print so many
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Damn NOT for men... my weekend plans are ruined 🥲
12 0 ReplyThose look fdm-printed.
You do not want to use them as a sex toy- besides the layer’s micrograms housing bacteria that cannot be sterilized, it’s likely to snap off into sharp bits.
12 1 ReplyThey don't really. They look like they were cast using some of the materials seen in the background. Look at the one flopped over.
11 0 Reply¿Porque no Los dos? FDM printed and then cast. Layered and ribbed for his pleasure.
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It's time to start a betting pool against the headline "Trump supporter admitted to ER with shattered effigy of convicted felon lodged in the neck of her womb"
4 0 ReplyIt would make sense that this sex toy injures the user
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They looks like hurt.
11 0 ReplyThey look so cheap too, like the head would peel off after two pumps
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Exactly what trump supporters need. Maybe, finally, this will help them understand how much trump is fucking them
11 0 ReplyNot for men, indeed. The base isn't wide enough, so there's a risk of suction in the rectum. You don't want to end up in the emergency room.
9 0 ReplySkibidi.
Toilet.
7 0 ReplyIt's a meme... fake name and all. Yall as dumb as the the trumpers lol
16 10 ReplyI didn’t realize we were in the “very real and true political stories” community. It’s a joke not a Trump Dildo…. Don’t take it so hard.
13 0 ReplyA meme in a meme community you say? Wild…
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sigh
Internet . . . can you not, right now?
6 0 ReplyDoes anyone have the link to the original facebook page (I know it's a parody, I don't want to buy this)?
3 1 ReplyYou know, bad silicone or basically any impurities in these can be hazardous to one's health. Quick, someone buy me one and I'll tell you if it's made woth poor quality materials.
2 0 Replysomeone took the work of designing these and place a order with multiple bright colors 😂
1 0 ReplyIt could be artists side project.
Doing a clay sculpture at home, doing a negative cast in plaster, and then the positive one in silicone wouldn't be that difficult for something that size.
If the negative plaster cast holds up you could get multiple silicone dildos out of it. (The clay original is destroyed in the process)
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