The best athlete sponsorship
The best athlete sponsorship
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How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons...
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"Big Parma" heh
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Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine
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And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…
They’re coming for our Gruyère next.
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Someone else who knows Cheez Waffies!? They were the absolute best snack. They vanished when we jumped to the bad timeline. There is no replacement; I've checked. :(
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Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.
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For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.
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Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.
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Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it
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You go to Big Ched instead and ask them to sponser you
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