12mo ago

This memory has been brought to you by the year 1998

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The Great Fairy in LOZOOT was something else...
I kinda want to go break out the N64 emulator and play through it again now.
- DO IT! It’s better than ever!
- If you have a 3/2DS, you could play the remastered version!
  
  I've always had a special place in my heart for the original. It was one of the first games I ever played and very much my favorite.
  Debating on buying a physical copy+console once I'm a bit less strapped for cash.
  
  I'm still salty about what they did to all the bosses in Majora's Mask.
Why is the left side the original N64 version, but the right side is the 3DS Remake?
- Because the person who made the meme took the screenshots from google instead of their own game.
- Improved physics.
  
  But the physics in both version were identical. That model does not have breast bones in the original or in the remake. Neither does the model use vertex animation, the improvement is only that the breasts would be less pointy, but I am pretty sure they're also covered in more leaves than the original.
- Enhanced sexy = funny
I've been replaying Ocarina of Time recently and just want to say that the right picture is the most tame picture of the great fairies in the game. Them fairies are hoes.
What is she wearing? Is she severely diseased and leaking pus from the entirety of her torso? Are they glued golden leaves? Are they yellow leaches from her tiny swamp?
- I believe it's supposed to be a pattern, like some sort of leaves or animal print.
  
  Well there goes my thirty minute streak of not masturbating.
- It's leaves from a climbing plant like ivy, as for the torso I see it as fur or hide of animal like a leopard.
- It's a leopard pattern leotard, but the N64 couldn't do it justice. Curiously, they must have realized it looked off-putting, because Wind Waker portrays them as borderline alien and redesigns them to match.

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