Linux: The Pitiful Playground for Wannabe Hackers and Self-Loathing Nerds

The Linux community, a bunch of self-proclaimed tech gods reveling in their masochistic choice of the dumbest OS ever. You guys must really enjoy suffering, because why else would you choose a system that requires you to type ancient spells in the terminal just to get your Wi-Fi working?

Let’s be honest here, Linux is nothing more than a never-ending science project for people who think they’re too cool for mainstream OSes. The terminal? A relic from the dark ages. The GUI? A chaotic mess thrown together by blindfolded developers. And those error messages? They read like hieroglyphics needing a Rosetta Stone to decipher.

Linux users love to brag about their "freedom" and "control." But what’s the point if you’re spending 90% of your time fixing problems that shouldn’t exist in the first place? It’s like choosing to drive a car that requires constant maintenance just to feel superior to those driving reliable vehicles.

So, dear Linux community, enjoy your endless troubleshooting and cryptic command lines. While you’re knee-deep in frustration, we’ll be over here with our functional, user-friendly systems, wondering why you chose to embrace the pain.