(CW FOOD) Chicken wings advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides
The Ohio Supreme Court says consumers can't expect boneless chicken wings to actually be free of bones.
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boneless wings aren't even made from the fuckin wings for fucks sake i'm so fucking angry
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This is stupid from every direction imaginable.
Boneless doesn't mean boneless? Oh, okay. Words don't mean things anymore. Cool.
But also, imagine inhaling your nuggies so fucking fast that you don't notice a fucking bone in your mouth. Do you just not chew your food? Pour that slop right down my esophagus, fuck yeah.
plenty of people have problems chewing or digesting food, which is why they'd go for something softer and guaranteed to be safer like boneless chicken
truth in advertising laws are a violation of my first amendment rights
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Gotta love how our garbage food continues to get worse
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Boneless wings will now be just "wings" and typical wings will now be known as "extra boney".
Astroturfed CHUD cultural war push to make Rogan dudebros who think soy makes you trans start thinking eating bone chips in your big boy nuggies makes you an alpha male brain genius
Protect the small business tyrants at any cost.
this is the most down is up court ruling i've ever seen wtf
can't have shit in ohio 🤦♀️
"this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
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doesn't this set a precedent to destroy basically all false advertising rules ever? your nut-free products can now contain nuts, because fuck you. your meatless cookies can contain cats. your arsenic-free soda can give you arsenic poisoning, fuck it. i don't know anything about the usamerikkan legal system, but how can this possibly hold up?
Couldn't disagree more with the the ruling, the dissenting opinion is right.
You don't expect a bone fragment in breast meat, which is what boneless wings typically are. Even the argument that "boneless" is a style of preparation, it doesn't make sense to expect bones.
The court probably doesn't want to imply it should be made from a specific (more expensive) cut of meat, but even in the pink-sludge-style nuggets you shouldn't get a bone either.
I feel bad for the guy who has to pay for his own healthcare now.
Even the argument that “boneless” is a style of preparation
"Boneless" even as a style of preparation strongly suggest, well, removing bones.
To me it implies it's from the boneless part of the chicken, not that it's deboned dark meat which is different and fair to expect a bone in since deboning is difficult to do perfectly en masse.
This is using the logic around fish, where they take out the majority of bones but you can always still expect a small bone. But that doesn't make sense for white meat in chicken.
They figure if you can sell unlimited data as an ISP or cellular carrier that is quite limited in every sense of the word, then why not boney boneless chikin?
Death to America
hell yeah, this is the foundation of a new era of jurisprudence
Ohio should be removed from the earth. Down to the bedrock. Just... set adrift into space. So long and thanks for all the idiotic election cycles where some dipshit "aw shucks" arch-reactionary agribusinessman got interviewed on TV because his stupid, stupid state had an earlier primary. Fucking pox upon that place.
i couldn't agree more
Thread needs a (CW: Food) and NSFW flag, btw.
My bad, I updated
Ohio has fallen!
was it ever not fallen?
Even boneless fish can still have bones. Imagine 90% deboned milkfish advertised as "Boneless Bangus'".
"Boneless" "wings" now with bones and not made of wings! Boned chicken nuggets
no more half measures walter
what is even the fucking point then
I agree with this ruling. Just because it says boneless doesn't mean there may not be bones or bone fragments. It's just the risk of being a dipshit eating wings at a bar.
maybe go live in ohio then
Maybe, just maybe, when your eating a mechanically separated hunk of tortured dead animal and a random piece of bone is present and it cuts your esophagus you should reflect on your food choice. Rather than trying to sue over what is an obvious random occurrence that is inevitable when eating a disturbing 'natural' factory made food product.
Or just die so the 5-12 animals who's remains you just thoughtlessly horked down your treat hole may rest in a bit of peace.
