Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
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Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves-
Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
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I'm fearful of the consequences... And also my calves
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no more half measures walter
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no more calf measures Egon
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You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade
We need more post material
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Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio
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Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh
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The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they're going to get gay married
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They won't catch you after all that training.
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keep up the good work comrade
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No I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it's a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.
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Ya need to gump it up. Feel like running?
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Can you get a treadmill maybe?
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Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen
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Go for more runs
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But my leggies hurt!
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Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling
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they get used to it. don't listen to their whining.
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Got those Flex Mentallo calves.
"Hero Of The Beach" more like "Hero of Hexbear"
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Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?
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Gonna be real, I've not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison's work outside of Animal Man.
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It looks like 90's coked out fun
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I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It'll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.
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Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes
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