Can't have two swings and a slide, dozens of needle laced coyotes are gonna park their cars there and nab the children.
Can't have two swings and a slide, dozens of needle laced coyotes are gonna park their cars there and nab the children.
did i hear that woman correctly? is her point that crackheads will use the swings after dark?
You ever swing with the devil in the pale moon light?
Heh, my insomniac ass has probably terrified folks in the burbs back in the day.
Suggested playset: one (1) sitting rock. Children may not sit on the sitting rock. Signage posted on all sides of the cordoned-off, mass shooting-hardened sitting rock will declare the criminal penalties for sitting on it. Full CCTV coverage of the surrounding five (5) blocks and a dedicated police squad will maintain the integrity of the sitting rock at all times. A second outer barrier will prevent children from looking at it or the signage. The sitting rock will be removed during non-business hours to keep it from becoming Fentanyl Mecca.
Whoah whoah whoah! What if a homeless sits on the rock? I'm just not sure that is enough security to prevent such a thing. The rock should be covered in deadly spikes, just to be safe.
Why aren't people having children anymore? And if they do, why aren't the children playing outside anymore?If those kids wanted to hang out somewhere and play, they should have money. Maybe get a job, Brayherdlyn.
Fucking Kevin "thirty magazine clip in half a second ghost gun" de Leon is going to be around forever
Budd Weiner