Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

But these sheep can't wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

LOL what the fuck. i've never seen a more subservient bitchass group of bootlicking sheep than republicans

#NotACult

Don't they know a bandage on the right ear means you are gay?

So they're fine with cloth on the face as long as it's completely unnecessary?

Seems everyone should have realized by now what a weak, sad, and pathetic group the Republican party is.

I can’t decide if this is more or less weird than wearing a diaper in support of Trum…no…it’s less weird…right?

I'll give it to you, this is the most a Not The Onion post has made me go "wait, is that The Onion"?

Good job. I think.

Oh my god... I know we're not supposed to say it anymore but jesus christ these people are retarded.

The people that hate virtue signaling love signaling the dumbest virtues.

You think if the shooter hadn't missed they'd be removing their heads in solidarity?

Devils advocate for the heck of it. Gonna be submerged in bad rep for this.

This is comparative to people wearing "I can't breathe" signs after Floyd or waving a pride flag to show solidarity. You just give them shit because you do t agree with them.

Sure they are all fucking stupid for not seeing the obvious flaws in their idol. But giving them shit for a pretty rational way of showing support to their idol is not the right use of your energy.

You are participating in the fragmentation of your nation by pouring your hate into simple stuff like this.

For all I care go ahead. I'm European.

Cult.

Sheep go baaah

Not a cult...

This timeline is so broken. I can't believe that the USA may well vote this idocracy into power.

It’s all fucking weird.

FFS. They really are willing to eat his shit straight from his asshole.

Posers. REAL Trump fans would have a friend shoot their ear with an AR from range first.

/s, obviously. We all know they don't have friends.

And Kyle Gass can't crack a mild joke about it...

How the Turn Tables

Van Gogh enthusiasts are outraged.

As a nurse this bandage trump showed up with looks totally like it is for show only. I would bet real money, that no healthcare professional was near this bandage and it was probably a PR person who sticked stuck this on him.

First diaper-wearing now this.

Imagine how mortifying it would be to have a legitimate ear injury this week.

What a bunch of nut jobs, holy shit. They're actually turning America into a gigantic parody of itself.

Monkey see monkey do

Limp dick cucks copying a gereatric nepo baby for popularity points.

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

The previous verse says hand or forehead but close enough

Not like politicians were listening to us anyway, no need to cover your ears.

This is just weird

So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!! https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally

Can we not waste medical supplies for no fucking reason?

But are they doing it after shooting their ears with an AR-15* and my soon-to-be-sold commemorative 5.56mm Trump bullets (with tiny Trump fistbump engraving on the casing)? /s

• Rifle sold separately

Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult ffs!

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

What level of dick sucking is this?

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

We deserve to be wiped out by global warming

Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

Absolutely ridiculous

Ear diapers.

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV's anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

sign of love

Sounds pretty gay to me

Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won't be able to bandage it

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion's story, only realize, to my horror, that it's not The Onion...

Imagine what it would look like if Trump was shot in the dick.

Are they all wearing diapers as well?

Of all the dick sucking moves you could do………… I am amazed at how eager they toss the salad.

Cult

I just....ugh

"Ohh oooh, Pick me, daddy! Daddy me, daddy over here, daddy!"

What was that fairy tale where people disguised their faces to look ugly in order to avoid upsetting their monarch?

See monkey do monkey.

They are wearing ear diapers like sleepy Don because they too have shit for brains.

Tell me you're a moron without telling me you're a moron...

Imagine what they would have done if the bullet struck. Would they have also drank the metaphorical Kool aid in solidarity? That would have been convenient.

all I see is ear masks

Lol

every person that has to wear a bandage on their right ear for whatever reason are probably screaming "FUCK" very loudly thanks to this.

Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.

Apparently ear bandages are the new armbands...

Our species sucks.

Wankers....

no, this is not a personality cult at all... nope nope nope

We need to see his ear

These fuckers are so tribal

I fucking knew this shit would happen.

"Me too Me too" heh. Monkey see

Lmao

Lol I bet Trump absolutely hates this

Really makes you wonder what they would have done if he was shot through the head.

Why was it so hard to press the back button out of the BBC?

Omg! Trumpfus is Splinter! Shredder came to him later ...https://y.yarn.co/d9a957e8-eaac-4a29-9a5c-d9344416b5f0.mp4

But it didn't work! Splinter rose to the occasion. In our instance he wants to ruin pretty much everyone's lives sure, but he's in splinters shoes now lol.

Like these guys:

Bunch of pussies. I'll give Trump credit. He actually experienced it, they didn't.

The fact that this was posted and there's more than one comment that's not just straight out hate is so refreshing. I switched here due to the supposed amount of bots on Reddit swaying opinions on products allegedly. But now I'm staying here because truly the bigger problem is how politics are inescapable on there. Thank you Lemmy for allowing people to actually speak and not argue constantly. Opinions are okay, have a discussion but the constant pitch forks being thrown on reddit for literally anything is insanity

I don't know what's dumber: This or listening to Democrats try and convince me I didn't see our esteemed president's brain melt in public on national television.

Both sides have their cultist devotees. That's how we got into this mess.

I'm the odd man out here. But I don't see the issue here. If the shoe was on the other foot and Biden got hit in the ear, and the Democrats did this to show support to Biden people here wouldn't deride them as they do the Republicans here.

There's many things these politicians deserve criticism for, solidarity for someone having been hurt isn't among them.

If Harris got cancer we wouldn't mock senators wearing little pink ribbons.