Lmao the Pod Damn America guy ratiod the president.

Roe V Wade was overturned before the midterm. This jackass had more than half of his Presidential term to do anything about Roe V Wade. He was the vice president for Obama for 8 years and Obama promised to codify Roe V Wade into law in 2008. The reality is that he doesn't support Roe V Wade or abortion access. He's just lying.
Then, reiterating his position on Roe, he said, “I’ve never been supportive of, you know, ‘It’s my body, I can do what I want with it.’ But I have been supportive of the notion that this is probably the most rational allocation of responsibility that all the major religions have signed on and debated over the last thousand years.”
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/11/joe-biden-profile
Biden says that he doesn't support bodily autonomy and that he thinks that religions have authority over abortion access.
- My religion believes abortions are basic human rights, and refusing to provide them is a sin beyond forgiveness
  
  Sorry sweaty, it's not a MAJOR religion 😔

This counter would work better if it wasn't a direct reply to Biden claiming he would do something if elected president lol
- The president is simultaneously a helpless smol bean that can't do anything without a trifecta supermajority and friendly courts, and able to "do everything in his power" to the point I'm supposed to fear it.
  
  He has the extrajudicial authority to drone strike Trump so long as he's in another country and can classify him as a terrorist (should be trivial given the liberal views about Jan 6th). But nooooooooo that would be "uncivil".
  
  Hey, hey he can't just disagree with the parliamentarian or whatever the fuck they were called. Do you think he's the president or something?
- The president can only do good things with monumental effort
  The president can do bad things easily without problem
- Aw golly things are bad but GOLLY any change automatically makes things worse
- then why is fucking biden not doing everything in HIS power right now??? why didnt he do it before???
- being a lib is of course tragic, but being a lib who paid for twitter is irredeemable.

Do you know how your own government functions?
as if it was ever going to get passed in 5 month….
Do you like know how congress works lol
Take a course in US Government 101.
Bro thinks bills pass in a day
- has anyone informed congress about US Government 101 when they want to pass an arms fund for israel/ukraine?
  
  Well that's different, there are exemptions for committing genocide.
- Liberals can't do self-criticism. The fact that they're arguing Biden's promise is meaningless hasn't occurred to them.
  
  I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
  They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
- Liberals think we dont know how the government works when in reality we do know how it works and think it sucks.
- Can't the president literally just issue an executive order for literally anything at which point it's up to the court/congress to go "um that's illegal"
  Like there's nothing stopping Biden from ordering the military to set up free access abortion clinics except for the potential to be stopped after the fact?
  
  Yes
- Biden could build abortion clinics on federal land right now
- as if it was ever going to get passed in 5 month …
  Bro thinks bills pass in a day
  The Dobbs decision was in June of 2022.
  
  It was also leaked ahead of time.
- you have to vote for biden or else democracy falls
  and he will protect democracy with legislation and decency

You are currently president
New site tagline
- Defintely

Having a “Jeffrey Epstein the New York York financier?” moment.
Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum? (Positive)
- Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum?
  I have no idea what this is referencing but I would not be surprised. My mans a freak and I ain't gonna kink shame.
  
  Jake is regularly beefing online with chuds and red scare adjacent people (but I repeat myself).
  A while back one of them unearthed a HD porn video Jake was in where two very attractive dommes do a bunch of stuff to him including make him eat his own cum at the end.
  It was meant to be "this you?" own. But he was like "yes". And lots of people (like myself) were like "he's so lucky", "he just like me fr" etc

Who's Gyratio?

Closed casket funeral

My big fat ass he will

Is it a good podcast?
- yeah it fuckin rules. Easily one of my current favs. Got it on rotation with Citations Needed, Qanon Anonymous, and Trillbillies.
  Also Jake and another comic have another one, That's My Podcast I Don't Know You, where they are watching all of king of the hill in order.
  
  I appreciate the recommendations
  
  Those are all great podcasts I gotta get em back in the rotation
- Solid af podcast. They can have some cringe takes, especially towards AES, but they interview some great socialists, they're genuinely funny, and they are good people at the end of the day.
  
  While Jake doesn't really try to play the hard insurrectionist revolutionary, he got arrested during the George Floyd uprising and fought zionists on the barricades at UCLA. As far as podcasters go, that's pretty cool.
- my experience of them many years ago was that they were sincere but kind of bad at podcasting. idk maybe they got better.

Cue up the Donkey Kong Country intro BGM
- Holy fuck I knew I recognized the intro music from somewhere