General TBP Snark

I remember when I realized Sarah wasn’t who she was pretending to be on her platform. She had written one of her toilet poetry posts saying she had never realized she could be both a mother and have a career. I was dumbfounded that a woman in her mid-30s (at the time) could have such an antiquated view and questioned her since she had spoken about her mother’s business and her aunt’s chocolate shop. There is a tradition of female entrepreneurship in her family she was just ignoring, that day, to spin a yarn of woe is me. From that point on all I could see what the hypocrisy and manipulation she uses daily on her followers.

Maybe we should do a weekly thread? Help make it easier to scroll/see new content?

The whole I can’t believe I’m here, this is a dream come true. Does she not realize that anyone can be a D23 member…you just need to buy a membership. Not as special as she thinks it is…though free is probably nicer lol

I feel most people hate Tim’s coffee (but drink it out of convenience) and then there’s Sarah being the one person to miss it while she’s away lol. She’s def on their payroll 😂
Also every single day she has a new “favourite” thing just so she can put another affiliate link out there for her sheep to click on just because it’s Sarah’s fave thing 🙄

A healthy reminder for the Queen of Filters.

There is zero chance somebody mistook Shane for Kelce 🤣 She makes up the most random lies

Is anyone else still mad she seemingly got away with the “shrinking Shane” video. She really should’ve got FARRRRR more heat for that than she did. It bothers me so much because that was by far her most obvious use of filters yet and it just got swept under the rug.
Idk who could’ve done it but it really should’ve made more rounds on social media for a bigger audience to see. Just another thing she gets away with though :(

Does she actually think people care about her outings to Costco 😴😴😴
ETA: not HER judging Shane for buying something of interest to him when she’s literally out every day of the week buying more shit they don’t need. She’s the worst, how can he even stand to be with her. (Although they don’t seem like they eat many things to need a smoker but that’s his choice to get one and she needs to stfu)

I knew her bs Disney post a few weeks ago sounded familiar!

I find her posts are utter nonsense. She thinks she is interesting but shows off how education and curiosity has failed her. She has followers and crap to sell. Thats it. My friends have more interesting lives and observations and they aren’t on social media speaking/selling to the masses.
It’s an insult knowing intelligent women subscribe and listen to BP (and not just her… all these women like Jilly and Kaitlyn) who are narcissists using their female audience to swindle goods to and speak rubbish.

So she was silent because her therapist and business guide told her to take a day off from social media every so often. About time someone told her to do so. Maybe they should tell her to not share every moment of her life while they’re at it? And maybe to not share every moment of poor L’s life anymore.
But never fear! She’s back and it’s a busy week!! 🙄 and then she comes back and shares pictures from the weekend like she wasn’t posting all day from the pool just on Sunday lmao

Poor kid, she has to try to outshine his moment with her fake ass self 🙄🙄

I wonder how Shane feels having to film her while she eats a cookie, what stupid fucking content.

This photo haunts me 😂

Imagine your mom having to make a show and dressing like this to take you to a movie lol. I know it’s a movie premiere but still, you’re going with your 13 year old son!!!
She so badly hopes she sees Ryan Reynolds and he’ll mistake her for Blake or something lol
- Busted out the size 4 body and everything. That looks so uncomfortable and not practical for summer. It's an ugly outfit no matter what lol
  Someone on here mentioned how she is trying to trade up from Shame and I can totally see it. It cracked me up he didn't care about her "hot" outfit and only that there were holes in it.
  
  someone needs extra attention
  
  I feel like he never cares about her outfits and never gives her the compliments she craves that’s why she’s desperately seeks out attention from Instagram
- I hope she melts wearing this when it’s this hot out. All for a desperate attempt for attention.
  
  She’s going to sit in a theatre for almost 2 hours wearing these tight clothes and eating popcorn with a spoon.
- I looked at the size chart from her wearing a "m" and I call total BS. A size 29 waist and size 6-8 in a shirt with a little stretch, according to her. What happened to her 10-12 persona? She's just getting bolder and bolder. I wear a 6-8 and I'm considered "petite". Her followers don't question any of her lies really baffles me!! It's like being gaslit in real time.
- She looks like the shrunken head in Beetlejuice. WTF with that noggin
- Imagine seeing someone dressed like this, walking through the popcorn-encrusted carpeted corridors of the Cineplex theatre

Updated socialblade numbers. Alix Earle's socialblade numbers continue to highlight how problematic The Bird Papaya is. According to socialblade in the last 30 days The Birds Papaya has gained 132,000 followers. Alix Earle has gained 51,700 followers. How on earth has The Birds Papaya gained 81,000 MORE followers than Alix Earle in only 30 days? Since the SI Swim show Alix Earle and boyfriend Braxton Berrios (famous NFL player, 500K followers on IG) attended Cannes and were featured all over the news. Alix spoke at Cannes and hosted events. Alix had multiple major brand launches. A spread print/online feature in ELLE USA. Alix and Paris Hilton launched a collab with fun videos. Style-wise Alix showed a glammed up shift post SI runway. Fans reactions to Alix's new look, they love it. What has The Birds Papaya done in this timeline? She attended a press screening for Celine Dion's documentary and she shook her butt with cowboy boots on. She's had one feature on yahoo style.ca (paid) that also ran in the UK Mirror tabloid. The feature focused on a Mom who's not afraid of cellulite. Alix Earle, a 23 year old model landed the 2024 cover of SI, walked the runway, used the moment and moved on. Meanwhile The Birds Payaya age 39.5 (mother of four) sits in her car in a Guelph Ontario parking lot. While trying to look like Alix Earle in her freshman era, The Birds Papaya goes on and on about her non-news worthy walk for SI(paid for by Knix a menstral product company). Make it make sense.

Anyone notice how BOSSY she is in the videos? Hold this, do that, you’re next, this is where we’re going. How do they even stand her???
And the video where she’s signing and dancing to “I love it”, peep NK having to be the one to push lemon around in the stroller. Unbelievable, so Sarah can act like a child.

Love Janette’s story poking fun at Sarah and the hello kitty crackers 😂

Why is she posting pics like this from B and L’s bathroom? Go take these pics in your own bathroom. Once again, that Iceland ass is MIA haha
- This creeped me out… isn’t this your kids bathroom? Why are you taking seductive photos in their bathroom yuck
  
  That’s what I thought. It was very weird to take ass shots in your two youngest kids bathroom
- I’m sorry but I do not like their swimsuits on her. They never look like they fit at all.
  
  They look awful. I don't know if it's the cut or the size she buys. Boobs like pushed down and squished. The back is loose, but the front is cut too high and tight? The straps look like they dig in but an awkward length at the same time. It just does her no favors, but to be fair, I think this would only look good on a tall and thin waif a la Kendell Jenner.
- Curious case of the missing ass.
  
  Sarah's never done a squat in her life.
  
  She’d probably say she lost weight in her ass since then 😂😂😂
- Probably because it matches the red better.
  
  Lmao this pic

Wonder if she’ll ever have breakthrough about why she uses filters constantly and lies about it? I’m just waiting for the day she has a big cry about that because she can’t keep up her fraud ways anymore.

This is ridiculous. Where has two thirds of her whole body gone

Do people actually believe this crap!!!!!!?? She literally puts ALL of her life online expect her running. Unless it’s at Disney that is

I knew you would all find somewhere to settle after the Reddit exit but I finally found it! I feel like I’m home again haha

I don’t think she understands the show is about the photographer not the subjects. And…of course she did a topless photo shoot
- Also she’s the one who photographed Sarah in a bikini and cowboy boots- and did those weird ass hand movements worshiping her body. Not to mention, Sasha was highly featured at this event. Another big Shine circle jerk. No thanks.
- OF adjacent
  
  Not seeing a lot of FUPA or arm flab in this pic

Posted this before but I drove through Flesherton this weekend. That town has NOTHING going on. It seems really tired since COVID. Even the bakery is closed on a Sunday. Birdie really didn’t do her research.

She’s incapable of not making things her entire personality. Now her whole personality is Twisters, every single week it’s something new. Like you don’t need to obsess over everything! It’s okay to just like/love something without going full speed.

Calls Shame in to look at her shitty dress and is all of a sudden not embarrassed for him to watch her record a story. She is the ultimate hypocrite.

I bet it absolutely KILLS her to play this not posting all day game because we all know how addicted she is to posting. She just wants attention, she’s always so transparent.
Tomorrow it’ll be “omg so many of you messaged me with concern, I just needed a day as my PMDD has been so awful” wah wah poor Sarah, pulling the PMDD disappearing act before going on a trip.

"So anyway" is how I really feel about her posts. Especially lately. Grasping at straws these days. Nontent. Boring. Irrelevant
- She has absolutely nothing!

So she’s all by herself and set up the camera to film this ridiculousness, edited it and posted it and believes she’s changing the world. Okay.
- Her posts of late are wreaking of desperation. Very Stewart "look what I can do" vibes
  
  neither one of them wear pants.
- When she pulled the bathing suit up her butt 🤢 once again, imagine this being your mother. I can’t believe she thinks she’s doing something important.
  
  She’s trying so hard to make her butt shape different than it is. It’s absurd how high up she’s hiked her bathing suit to try and appear differently than she is. That had to have been so uncomfortable. She clearly doesn’t value comfort, confidence, or acceptance. And it’s certainly nowhere close to the picture of her in the sxact same bathing suit in Iceland ( just a different color)
- I’m Cool Barbie watch me play with my toys 🤡

Twisters is about to be pushed aside for a Deadpool personality after tonight 🙄🤡
- She probably soiled herself when Ryan mentioned Mickey Mouse.

Sarah was out at the thrift store again today and picked up a vintage Victoria Secret sweater just like one she had when she was in high school. She regrets donating it. This woman’s attachment to things from her childhood is really strange to me. Has she mentioned anymore intensive therapy sessions? She should talk about why she needs all these things surrounding her - the childhood toys and clothes - but I doubt she’s continued. She did say it was exhausting!

When you claim your body is the least interesting about you but finally admit it is all you got.

The fact she’s now randomly in NYC? Must be nice to drop all responsibilities at home and jet off to NYC. The fact she just drops her kids like it’s no big deal and goes off for no reason.
- You can also hear her say "I'm having so much fun being child free" while at the toystore. As if she isn't child free every day while her ailing mom watches her toddler. But she's in her yes era. She's saying yes to everything, except being a present mother.
  I'm not just being a bitch. I have teenagers too and yeah, they want less to do with you. Yeah you can get away with more free time. I do have more time to go to a happy hour or the gym, but she has a toddler!!! How is she ok just seeing her a few hours a week then fucking off to NYC after all the other trips she's been taking?
- She’s a movie critic 🎬. She’s going to try and lock eyes with Josh Hartnett perhaps

What is this absolute nonsense? A video on loop of her child pulling down the front of her bathing suit bottom. It’s completely unnecessary 🤬

Does anyone have any idea what she would be paid for the cup deal? I’m curious to know how something like this works.

Another big career day for Birdie. Deciding what nails to wear, bragging about her new kitchen and bragging about her toy room that’s more for her than any of her kids bc I can assure you the 3 older kids don’t care about it like she is pretends they do lol
- I love that her main point was OTHER ADULTS who gasp at toys their had at that age. You’ve basically built a museum because we know she doesn’t play there. Yall barely even touch the basement or playroom.
  
  A museum couldn’t describe it better! She probably hates if L even tries to play with this stuff.
  
  Other adults. Who could they be? Becci? Briony? Do they gasp as she gives them the guided tour of her toy room? She never entertains the thought they may pretend it’s the greatest thing yet walk away giving her the hard eye-roll behind her back as she leads them upstairs to admire the renovations while standing before the magic mirror.
- Can’t forget upload cringy ass video she filmed yesterday in her ill fitting bathing suit.
  
  That too! Busy girl.

Bragging Barbie, asking which size suitcase she should bring on her free trip

For those of you in Canada. Please be sure to use this weeks Canadian tire flyer as your puppy’s pee pad or in your fire pit 🙄

This entire story made me sick. She’s not a cool mom, I don’t need to see your boobs, I like that cream and now I can’t buy it and could the ‘gifted’ be any smaller?
- Omg I was legit just coming to post about this! I can’t believe she thinks getting sent free things makes her a “cool mom”, you’d be cooler if you went and got it for your kid just because you know they like it. Just like bringing home a Polly pocket for L the other day, she thought that made her cool too 🙄
  
  Her desperate desire to be a cool mom means she’s never going to achieve it. Either you’re cool or you aren’t - she’s a try-hard, wannabe
- I cannot with those glasses (sunnies?). It’s what I imagine the pdf-files wear out at the playground where they watch children they don’t know from a park bench.
- https://i.imgur.com/Wxrlguc.mp4
  
  Your videos kill me 🤣

She’s posted 53 stories in the last 24 hrs while on vacation with her children. She really is addicted and can’t just put her phone down and enjoy precious family time it’s all about showing off 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Oh there she is buying more shit she doesn’t need at the thrift store while L tries to get her attention. She prob wants to sell those plates to get more money to pay for another Disney trip.

I just don’t understand why everyone loves Briony’s 5th grade diorama quality “art”.

How old is she again?? I breathe the same air as you??? Girl, get a life!
Also, no way Hugh ‘locked eyes’ with her. Def did not see that in the video she posted. Delusional.
- How embarrassing for her son to hear his mom talk/yell into her phone about locking eyes with Hugh Jackman, who knows how many times in public. So shitty. It's all about her all the time. Not about B at all
- I feel so bad for B. Can’t even go to a special movie premiere with his mom without her making it about herself and acting like she has a chance with Ryan and Hugh.

Not sad about leaving her kids, just sad about no tim Hortons for a couple days while she gets a FREE TRIP TO DISNEY!!! 🙄🙄🙄

Now today she’s talking about changing her camera phone settings probably to further make it seem like she doesn’t filter because she magically had some setting on that was making her photos look a certain way 🙄
“Oh golly I didn’t realize I had that setting on”

I’m really tired of her beating the same drum, especially when she looks exactly like the majority of the women I see just walking around and living their lives

Stupid underboob. Stupid woman. She makes me so mad.

Today’s riveting content - watching her write a sentence only to show it off backwards, confess again how she has no creativity since she stole her own signature from someone else, all while speaking with the WILDEST vocal fry.

Sarah claims that she hasn't had lip filler since 2018. Sarah can no longer close her lips on the sides or middle and has filler migration lines.

Okayyyy her first post today - back to work blah blah blah but like did her lips get massively bigger and more plump overnight or?? She looks wild today.

This photo yesterday?? Posing like a dummy in the construction. And making L perform for the mirror/camera. “The way she put out her leg” yea bc she sees you do this shit infront of the mirror all day. And the tongue out? Yuck.

Not her complaining about getting “canker sores” from “stress” over going to Disney lol. Her life is so hard guys.
“Yea I’m talking a little funny, in case you guys notice” you always talk funny!
Is canker sores a side effect of anything? 🤔 I’ve never heard people getting them from stress lol

Oh goodie, another “park day” for Birdie bc she hasn’t had enough of those 🙄 I hope her kids are having a good weekend at home while their mother prances around Disney without them.

Immediately came home and started bragging about the house renovation 👌