boebert was giving a no-foolin for-reals handjob during the beetlejuice musical

no-foolin for-reals handjob

over the pants rubbin

Y'all that's not even a handy to a seventh grader.

Vaping and doing over the pants hand stuff in a public theater, absolutely incredible. She's like the cookie monster pajama girl from high school theater. Hypocrisy aside, it's almost too charmingly adolescent to get mad at, it's like hearing Mitch McConnell was caught smoking ditch weed out of an apple behind the dumpster.

She Lauren on my Boebert til I Beetlejuice

Omg that theater is PACKED 😭

This is the second time this story had me expecting to be in !fakenews@hexbear.net .

:spray-bottle:

Whooo doggy she's a certified FREAK

Girls rock

And this is why we retain our vital essences

Yo why does the video cut out early, where's the rest

The subplot of developing the town into an exurban haven for yuppies got her all horned up

This is really hot

Very cool. Would have been a lot cooler if the theater had those seats with flip up arm rests.

More normal people in office.

My eyes! Ahhhhhh!

vomit

"I think he's going to pork her, dad."

"He's not going to pork her, Rus."

Dudes rock

Queen.

Beetlejuice would approve

Someone please call the cumming police, we're in danger.

...I can fix her?

Good to know that existing and being gay at the same time is an evil and sexual act, but publicly masturbating next to children isn't

Y'ever watch a theater production of Beetlejuice and it just gets you GOING??

Lauren Boobert

That’s my president

Alanis Morissette wannabe