China doesn’t need to invade to achieve Taiwanese unification

Ah yes, the famous occupied territory of Bavaria. Unfortunately for you, I AM Bavarian, so quit your bullshit. The Märchenkaiser may have sold us out, but Bavaria is and always has been a part of Germany. We actually had one of Germany's first democracies, albeit small. You should try it, it's great. We just didn't like the Prussians, that is all. There are people calling for secession, sure, we call them the Beer Party. You should drink some, and maybe get your mind out of Winnie the Poo's rear end.