What would name would your drag persona (any gender) have?

I think I would want some really stupid real life thing/pun name, or maybe like a whole sentence even. Like for example, "The cardinal directions are north, south east, and west" or "Sorry" or "Maya Paula Jeese" or "Milk Toast". Maybe even "Yorkshire Terrier" or "Jim(othy) Member". Many options to explore! Anyway, what named would you all consider if you were to have a drag persona?