Please at least throw out the giant bag of used tissues.
My wife and her sisters are Tissue Users. My brother-in-law complains endlessly about the omni-present "snot rags" he fines everywhere. I'm more resigned to my fate as a collector of used tissues; after I die, I'll probably continue to wander the house as a ghost, collecting spirit-world tissues from under furniture, for eternity.
In the name of whatever you find holy, please throw out that bag.
I love the Thumb-Key mobile keyboard, but it has no autocorrect and is prone to some common mistypes probably due to how fast I type and my fat fingers.
"d" is a swiped "e". It just didn't catch the swipe.