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You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.
Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.
Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.
Also, I'm guessing McConnell didn't make the list because he's technically undead at this point.
66 2 ReplyNo, Mitch McConnell is a turtle, we've been over this a number of times. Theylive to be like a 150 years old. But he might have another 100 years depending on the kind of turtle he is.
19 0 ReplyI've never thought that was fair to turtles.
They might be cold blooded, but they aren't that cold blooded.
22 0 ReplyUntil now, I liked turtles. Now, I'm not so sure.
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Aren’t tortoises the ones that can live that long?
3 0 ReplyMaybe, I'm not a McConnellologist, so I can't really say for sure.
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