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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months

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PROVIDENCE, RI—Immediately after sitting down on the living room couch and covering herself in a large cotton blanket, area girlfriend Amanda Bettman, 28, announced her intentions Monday to remain in this state for the next five calendar months. “I am cozy right now, this is my ideal state of warmth...

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months
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