trolley problem
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Protect pigs, eat beans.
But if the train runs over those tasty tasty beans... how do you eat them?
The train is a unique culinary tool. It's just an innovative way to make track-crushed refries. You eat them the the same way you'd eat any refried beans.
I mean, I could imagine a Popeye-like scenario where I stand to the side, the train rolls over the can and it explodes in an arc into my mouth