1d ago

Inspired by a friends current vacation

Have fun, Jon <3

Edit: I sometimes keep forgetting the meme communities on Lemmy are incapable of taking things as the joke they are. Y'all worry too much about taking shit seriously. Chill out lol

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Air mattress and a good sleeping bag.
Use a candle and a spray. You also shouldn't get bites inside your tent.
Fucking how? Also, if your backpack has food, it should either be in your car, suspended in the air between trees or in a locker provided by the campground.
See 1.
Tarps exist for several reasons, putting them above your tent and your eating area is one of them.
- That's a lot of work when you can just stay home.
  
  Life's a lot of work when you could just be dead instead
  
  Being dead cuts into my masturbation time.
  
  SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!
  
  🖐️🥴
  
  I notice you only held up one hand...
  The real question is do you go dominant or off hand?
  
  I feel like there's wiggle room in between the two of those.
  
  Holy shit, you're right!
  I gotta go do a thing. We probably won't talk later.
- Do you use the candle and spray as a flamethrower
  
  Only for the big mosquitos
  
  Alaskan SWAT team checking in.
- Or a cot. I'm a huge cot fan.
  
  Not liking camping without a cot or a backpacking hammock is like saying you don't like swimming because your jeans get too heavy.
  
  I used to be of the “just sleep on the ground, it feels fine” mindset. Then I turned 30. My back doesn’t like sleeping on the hard ground anymore, but a cot is perfectly comfortable.
  
  But I have jeans. I don't want to buy, store, or transport the right scuba gear.

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