how the fuck do you get a job, man

man i fucking feel that. i just graduated with a B.A. in poli sci and an AAS in paralegal studies, and have applied to any legal assistant/paralegal jobs i can find in a 40 mile radius. nothing yet. graduation was 3 days ago. i really do wish you luck comrade. you have more experience than me, maybe try supdawg813's suggestion and go for a recruiter? i might go through a paralegal association in my state too