Don't be Evil
Don't be Evil
Don't be Evil
So... my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I'm connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:
"BOMB PLANTED"
Now the entire plane is staring at me like I'm some sort of criminal.
No wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.