Cut poster from Red Dawn (2012) back when China was the bad guys in the first draft

lol, I love shitty action slop movies but that one was a real heap.

I remember at the climax of the movie the wolverines are doing some big assault and out of nowhere, like Ford Mustang shows up as part of their arsenal and it has a minigun mounted on its roof which starts lighting up the invading professional military.

It was a stupid movie up to that point, but when I saw that I felt like I was hallucinating.

like literally, somebody's 9 year old was like "my dad says you have to put this in the movie or he's pulling the plug and the crafts services guy needs to put out more dino shaped tendies."

Red Dawn, but it's just some communists at a local community center discussing whether to devote a portion of their local park space to slighly more trash collection or an outdoors gym. It is over by morning tea.

Josh Peck’s acting in that remake was so abysmal I can still remember it clearly from 13 years ago