Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video)

Short people got no reason
\ Short people got no reason
\ Short people got no reason
\ To live

They got little hands
\ And little eyes
\ And they walk around
\ Tellin' great big lies
\ They got little noses
\ And tiny little teeth
\ They wear platform shoes
\ On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
\ Don't want no short people
\ Don't want no short people
\ 'Round here

Short people are just the same
\ As you and I
\ (A fool such as I)
\ All men are brothers
\ Until the day they die
\ (It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
\ Short people got nobody
\ Short people got nobody
\ To love

They got little baby legs
\ And they stand so low
\ You got to pick 'em up
\ Just to say hello
\ They got little cars
\ That got beep, beep, beep
\ They got little voices
\ Goin' peep, peep, peep
\ They got grubby little fingers
\ And dirty little minds
\ They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people
\ Don't want no short people
\ Don't want no short people
\ 'Round here