STOP ROLLING D4
STOP ROLLING D4
STOP ROLLING D4
Behold, the 'pill' D4 die!
There's a variant of this that's a D2 and I have several.
And if you think the D4 is bad, wait until you see the set of odd-numbers dice.
Also I have a D1. It's a Mobius Strip.
I have a D2 in my pocket. It’s called a coin.