I'm actually a transphobe. It's not natural for cars to turn into giant robots, you know how hazardous it is to be around transformers? With their size I wouldn't trust them to see normal folks like us and they might accidentally step on us leading to injuries and at worst death. Transformers are abomination and an insult to god. Banned transformers!
if we come to find out that the reason for the success of the first internal combustion vehicle was to roll coal on steam powered vehicles for the lulz I'm going to be so pissed