DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users

theonion.com DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attemptin...
