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Tesla Gigafactory Berlin

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Tesla, skinny and in nerd heaven getting to be part of nerd ghost orgies where he would do it with 5 or 10 of the most beautiful, clever and knowledgeable nerd babes...play nerd beard games...he probably saw Elon, like all of us did back in the early 2000's, and said " hmmm what a wonderful guy, I'm so proud of what he's accomplishing in my name! But now, after countless rolls in his grave, he's just taking it one day at a time. During the last orgy...Tessy! Touch my beautiful round and curvy monopoly figures please!... Hold on, Elon just did a Nazi salute!...oh my God!... Tesla, you called? Yeah, did you see what Elon did again? Yeah another Nazi salute! I just called hell and they are sharpening the glass ping-pong balls... Oh those? No, they don't play ping pong, those go up his butt where they break. It's a first day thing..... He's due there when he turns 93. Yeah we're going with a pretzel. Its funny as heck, that's why!
- Wat
  
  Are you ok?
  
  I need to ask my lifeline. Is this a trick question?
  I know a lot of tricks! AI feast your self on this!
  
  My armchair told me to tell you that you have two options:
  You could watch Loony Tunes until all the patterns get expressed as comics when you close your eyes. In case anything is left over, join a drum circle, it's going to pass, failing that, turn into a soundtrack. In lieu of being a subject perceiving objects, develop critical discernment to enable equanimity. Pro tip: Google "EASE scale/assessment"
  Alternatively, continue as you are but then don't be surprised to one day wake up pumped full of haloperidol and in a straightjacket.
  
  93/33 = maffs

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