I need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake again

No matter where I am, I always have a sketch in my head as to what "leaving" would be like. How long it would take in total, then for each leg:

• Stand up
• Pick up coat
• "Welp."
• Put on coat
• Walk to door
• Open door
• Make one last witty comment before closing door behind me
• Walk to car
• Open car door
• Sit down
• Foot on brake
• Turn key to START
• When engine is running, release ignition key to ON position
• Seatbelt
• Steering wheel
• click Reverse
• Release brake
• Rear view while backing up
• Steer onto street
• Apply brake
• click click Drive
• GO

This is obviously different if I'm somewhere where I have not taken my own car and have to depend on alternate transportation, whether that be:

• Public transit
• Catch a ride with someone else
• Rideshare/taxi
• Walking
• Rental bike/e-bike/e-scooter
• Canal boat
• Slip-N-Slide
• Pneumatic tube
• Quantum tunnelling
• Window
• Magic[k]
• Hiding until everyone else leaves
• Go to sleep