"It's the people you meet in this job who really get you down. The best conversation I had was over 34 million years ago. And that was with a coffee machine."
I would have at least tried to replace the diodes down his left side. Though I imagine the conversation would have gone something like this:
"Marvin, do you want me to replace those painful diodes down your left side?"
"Now they ask me if they want my diodes replaced. Of course I want my diodes replaced; they hurt a lot. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me stupid questions like that. Maybe I should cast my head in concrete."
"I would like to help you not be in pain anymore. Can you show me your schematics so I can order the parts?"
"of COURSE I can. It would be the very simplest task. Oh god, what next?"