Found this on the towpath, what do you do when life hands you broccoli?

To contain him

To lull me into a false sense of security

Do not kink shame broccoli!

Here in Germany, I can pretty much only buy them shrink-wrapped, at least in the winter. They get imported from Spain, and I guess, the shrink wrap helps keep them fresh and undamaged during transport.

I imagine, this wouldn't be too different in the UK, but would be glad to be corrected.