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  • The cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.

    • Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.

      • Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.

        (And you don't even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)

      • Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.

    • Or commonly named Poseidon's touch.

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