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Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband
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The cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.
(And you don't even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.
Or commonly named Poseidon's touch.
It's even worse when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.