Bulletins and News Discussion from August 19th to August 25th, 2024 - Our Mountains, Our Treasures - Child of the Week: Hassan LargePenis

Image is a snapshot taken from the recent Hezbollah video "Our Mountains, Our Treasures", showcasing their extensive underground fortifications, supply lines, and weaponry.

iran can't keep doing this to me, they've gotta respond soon, right? I'm gonna run out of analysis about countries soon, oh god

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The Child of the Week is Hassan LargePenis! He is chad-and-cuck rater and general commenter @LargePenis@hexbear.net's son, born over a month ago. @Greenleaf@hexbear.net recommended I have him as the COTW for a week and I finally got around to it.

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cuck n chad ranking: COTW son edition

A reminder of the rules (which change whenever I want): First row is reserved for UKR vs RUS, because we respect traditions on this website. 2nd and 3rd rows are random, anything can be included here. 4th is just people. I'm doing these once a month these days, enough room to give some new material and I have less free time since lil Hassan spawned.

Gigachad	Chad	Neutral	Beta (Fe)Male	Virgin Cuck
News nerds (us daily Telegram readers are finally vindicated, things are hot again for the first time since 2022)	Putin (downgrade, he took a reputation L with Kursk, but things are going so quick and well on the real front so he's still a chad)	Zaluzhny (he did lots of useless shit as commander-in-chief, but he's vindicated for questioning and refusing to accept some of the current clown show)	Zelensky (little upgrade for our actor, he got some positive coverage for Kursk and got his F-16)	Syrskyi (so stupid and incompetent that he's actually Russia's strongest solider)
Hamas, PIJ, Qassam, PFLP and all resistance groups in Gaza (Allah's bravest soliders)	Hezbollah and Iran (based on paper considering past record, but:	Cuba olympic team (amazing socialist sports program, but sanctions and athletes immigrating and getting bought by rich capitalist nations have decimated this wonderful program)	Bahrain olympic team (buying a bunch of Armenians and Kenyans just to win gold medals, embarrassing)	LargePenis (this person should never make predictions again, he deseves this cuck place until he understands this)
The people of Gaza, especially Yahya Sinwar (bravest people ever)	Ansarallah (undefeated by the great satan and his little cucks, eat shit Saudi Arabia)	Bangladeshi "revolution" (still haven't decoded who's based or not here, but I mostly respect people getting angry and getting out on the streets)	Bernie Sanders (getting more coherent socialist ideas from Theo Von these days)	Lebanese Maronite nationalists (strong competitor to the Iranian diaspora in cucked behavior, imagine wanting your country to get bombed because you don't like Hezbollah and want to speak French like a true comprador cuck)
Ismail Haniyeh (lived an honorable life, and died an honorable death)	Pan Zhanle (record-breaking Chinese swimmer that made the mayos seeth)	Kamala Harris (dems did some competent moves, she sucks but she will win just because she kinda looks normal compared to that freak Trump)	Donald Trump (completely fumbled the easiest election ever, has lost his steam and even his getting shot aura)	Emmanuel Macron (familiar place for this cuck, imagine getting booed at your own olympics lmao)

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