GOP lawmakers predict ‘fistfight’ between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert
GOP lawmakers predict ‘fistfight’ between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert
Tension between the two congresswomen has been rising in recent weeks
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In the red corner, hailing from Colorado and standing at five foot six, louder than a 12-gauge, dumber than a whole box of Facebook marketplace rifle suppressors masquerading as fuel filters; she’ll knock your socks off just so her husband can sniff your feet (but only if you’re under 16); the undeniably uneducated; universally unloved… Lauren “Ppppppplaaaaan B” Booooooooooebert.
In the other red corner, all the way from god-knows-where-and-we-wish-she’d-go-back-already; she’s got on more makeup than a dumpster full of Sephora customer returns; she’s been evicted from every trailer park in the greater Dalton metro area; the immortal god-Queen of the international association of Karens; Marjorie Taylor “White Trash Barbie” Grrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
Which one is most likely to use a steel chair first? And can this please be a Hell in a Cell match
My money is on Marge for the first chair strike. Boebert looks like a a hair puller.
For some reason I see her in Ultimate Warrior makeup screaming nonsense about launching a rocket to destroy the Jewish space lasers. I’m tempted to call Boebert Shawn Michaels but she’s not in the same galaxy of talent or ability in anything as HBK in the ring