I was driving today and a guy cut me off then ran up to my window at the stop light, yelling at me, "EAT MY TITS - SCUMBAG!" What I said to him even shocked myself:
I said "Sir, CLEARLY you are a male and your 'tits' in question are non existent therefore I cannot eat them. I see you are deeply unserious about this argument so I wish you good day and good bye."
I showed him why you never want to go toe to toe with someone who argues with people on reddit for a living.
I regret that I only have but one updoot to bequeath up on you. I must be born in the wrong generation (im 15) because I listen to Queen while I argue with tRump supporters, but I could never have pulled off such a stunning display of using the fallacies to shut down the depolrables.