Putin's colonel killed in drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residence
Putin's colonel killed in drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residence
Vladimir Putin's colonel has reportedly been killed in a drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residence.
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I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.
I donât know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
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Here's how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass
"phew. Last strip...blyat"
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