The awful part is, even without tipping the driver the food is drastically more expensive. The restaurant takes an extra cut, The delivery service takes an extra cut. This person's delivering your food practically for free and the meal is already sit down restaurant price.
- Just one note, restaurant prices go up because uber eats charges a percentage based fee for each menu item. So, restaurants need to up the prices on the app just to make the same amount of money. Just some good ol' under-the-table fuckery courtesy of Silicon Valley bastards.
  
  In any case, when it cost me $20 more to get the meal through delivery, and f**** over a delivery person I've got a lot more incentive to drive 10 minutes to pick up food.
  
  it's okay you can say fuck.
  
  Voice dictation censors, getting to the setting is a pain, I use dictation for work a lot so it's better for you to be imaginative them me to screw up and get in trouble.
  
  Yeah, it would suck if you're ever referring to the fuck Tory manager
- My wife and I ran the numbers and, in our area, Uber Eats was pulling in about 1/4 to 1/3 the cost of the meal between charges to the restaurant and the customer. We were discussing opening a non-profit delivery service in our area. Turns out it's pretty hard to do.
  
  Oh yeah, they're going to want to see some serious reason why you shouldn't be paying tax.
  It's a lot easier to start an SCorp or an LLC in the US. Starting the corporation's not horribly expensive either
  Since you're not selling the product, you probably just need to pay the tax on The money they pay you to do the pickup. You need to start it more like a postmates where they ask you to go pick up the order they placed at some shop. But then I suspect you would have timing issues if you have a limited staff. You couldn't just place the order and then wait a unlimited amount of time for it to show up.
  Then there's that daunting problem of when the store screws up the order. Because they always screw up the order.
  But you're still going to have to deal with labor laws, You're going to need bonding, a CPA, advertising, presumably a web presence and software maybe across platform cell phone app. These are all things that get easier as the company gets bigger but are rather daunting it small scale.
  I guess it's kind of a tough business to break into. Owning my own car, I could place an order, drive to McDonald's pick up the food and come back for pennies. Obviously that 30 minutes is my time but it's time I would spend not making money else wise. Because I'm already spending a couple hundred a month on a car, it's not worth very much for me to pay someone to bring me food. But at a livable wage, plus someone else's maintenance, that's probably $7 to $10, assuming there's a limited number of orders they can pick up at once in a small area.

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