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  • Based on dress, I'd say:

    Alpha: Private Equity Trader, Financier
    \ Beta: Athlete, Footballer
    \ Delta: Mechanic, Plumber
    \ Gamma: Poet, Musician
    \ Omega: Technician, coder
    \ Sigma: Hitman, Organized Crime Goon

    • Alpha: C Suite exec, pays for male prostitutes

      Beta: Athlete "it's just hazing bro" rapist

      Delta: Everyman Thespian, sleeps his way to the lead role

      Gamma: Barista, gets raped by the Beta

      Omega: IT guy for Alphas company, knows where all the bodies are hidden

      Sigma: Backstreet fuckBoy

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