10mo ago

Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious)

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- Get a lesbian beard now would be a decent plan to consider. Just someone you can stand enough to have as a roommate.
- my social life is empty of anyone else I can depend on
  This is a problem that needs fixing regardless of who’s elected.
  Why don’t you have a support network?
  
  Why don’t you have a support network?
  Where does one buy one of those, and how much do they cost? Asking for me. 😂
  
  Mine cost me about $4k from an at-the-time reputable fursuit maker
  
  Ah that’s my problem. I’m spending too much on silicone dicks and not enough on the suit.
  
  Nah, I don't think you spent too much. We all need to take Chances once in a while.
  
  It does cost a lot though, gotta be careful not to Nix your wallet and Crash your economy.
  
  And this is why I love Lemmy. :D
  
  Aww, and Lemmy loves you! 💖
  Also, just to toot my own horn, I felt pretty proud of that last one. I initially was like "how the heck do you casually drop Fenrir or David in a sentence" but... It's not nearly as elegant as Chance.
  
  We are friends now, if you need support just let me know :3
  
  Aww, that's so sweet! I suppose this means that the way to make adult friends is to tongue-in-cheek talk about adult toys.
  I did actually make a in-person friend doing exactly that once.
  
  Very well done. :D
  
  You too!
  
  I think you buy them by keeping your own promises to people consistently, but I’m not sure since I haven’t done that yet.
  
  I think you likely also have to be decently sociable, and I find socialising with people in real to be both difficult and exhausting.
  
  What games do you play?
  
  helldivers 2, mostly, as of late
  
  I smoke weed and play video games too. Let me know if you want to game sometime
  
  I sent you a dm with my steam ID, a week ago.

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