Just don't look directly at it for too long or it'll cause a buffer overflow in your brain and you'll start yelling out your private keys instead of saying words.
Was THAT what was on this USB stick the crazy dude at the bar sold me..? Things make so much more .... HAIL ENKI, GOD OF -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
Proc-Type: 4,ENCRYPTED
DEK-Info: AES-128-CBC,6784434422A3B98781F157CFCEA6FA3D