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Me suspecting my date is actually an Aedes spp. mosquito:
"heeeey so how about after this drink we hit the blood bank? You know, just the two of us and a lot, and I do mean a lot, of blood bags? How about that huh?"
Also works with vampires...
But you see, I would never decline a vampire mommy
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