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Canada and Australia are just our friends, but England is like our parent. Well, I guess they're also Australia's parent, too which makes us siblings.
Hey, Australia: wanna wrestle?
Are Germany and Italy and Japan former intervention therapy clients then?
And France is an aunt?
Nationalism's weird.
Russia is that uncle that used to be cool, started a cult, went kinda normal after his cult fell apart, but is now neck deep in a plot to destroy you and trying to get the cult going again.
... went kinda
normalbroke after his cult fell apart...Best off the cuff metaphor ever
Morocco is that weird friend who you fought against in middle school and youve been chill ever since.
Nah, I see England/UK as our ex, and it was a messy breakup.
You dated your mom?
IDK if you could call it dating. I moved out of the house, but she followed me so I had to get a restraining order. She didn't like that, and it came to blows. We finalized things with a formal separation, but she kept getting involved in my business so I had to sue her, and then she seems to have finally gotten the message.
We're on good terms now though, but it took some time for the wounds to heal.