KB, MB, GB, and TB are all part of the metric system. What empirical measurements should we Free™️ Americans use for computer memory?

All, of course based on how many kerned 1s and 0s (alternatingly) you could fit printed in 12pt Times New Roman font within the thing's length.

Also, you need to alternate rounding your error (i.e. quarter rounds down, but hotdog rounds up, etc)

You forgot washing machines.