You ask too much of him
You're viewing a single thread.
Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.
Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!
Can't even keep their lies straight
Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you're into the whole four heads thing.
I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.
Four heads wouldn't be terrible either. Just picture a very NSFW game of ring around the rosie.
How do you even have relations with the pictured entity?
Lots of lube and closing your eyes and think of England.
For king and country