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1y ago

Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto

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Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto

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The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website

1y ago

Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto

www.dexerto.com /entertainment/miami-mall-shut-down-by-police-as-rumors-of-8-10ft-aliens-inside-go-viral-2460987/

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Okay, but here's my question:
When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy's, did they bring the receipt?
- They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
  
  What if you're from out of state? What if you're from out of the country? What if you're a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
  
  Stop shoplifting.

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