Rental property billionaire says buying a home (with a mortgage) is "fancy bullshit" and you should rent instead
[Mortgage Is 'Just A Fancy Bullsh*t Word For Paying Rent For 30 Years To The Bank,' Says Real Estate Billionaire Grant Cardone — Here's Why Renting Could Be A Better Financial Move
Not really what you were going for, but I'm imagining a spin class where everyone is wearing executioners cowels and the head executioner is verbally pumping up the others for more power to pull the victim apart. Could have been a show in the Running Man universe.