1y ago

True Story

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Man she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer.
There. I just said it. Now this post is a LIE
- 😱🤯
- prove that you are a dude
  
  I thought we'd already covered this..
  
  Kel is the sole reason I call everyone dude, and I really wish everyone remembered this 90s gem.
  
  Good burger 2 coming out soon. They are back baby!
  
  I hope they really drive the everyone-is-dude point this time even if it's so heavy handed that the right cancels it for being woke.
  
  Damn that's next week too. Just watched the trailer, and, uh, fuck it i'll watch it lol
  
  We are approaching the day when more people were born after kel evangelized about dudes from the counter, than before
  
  That's fine but I'm a woman and I feel uncomfortable when people call me "dude."
  
  Sorry, dude.
  
  I'm warning you, Ma'am.
  
  🏅
- So, a few things:
  No way to prove you're a dude.
  Post is still not a lie, as your statement followed the post. You can't say that someone in the year 1900 was a liar if they said "no man has walked on the moon".
  Technically you wrote it, not said it. Therefore your comment is a LIE
  
  In 1900 no man had walked on the moon yet. Wouldn't be a lie if in 1900 someone said "No man has walked on the moon."
  
  Yup, that's the point I was making as well
  
  This is 2023. Everyone's a dude, dude.
  
  writing is a valid form of speech, and protected under the first amendment
- Okay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.
  
  I have made a terrible mistake
- But he said true story. It's the incel code.

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