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Was expecting something like: "We've been trying to reach you about your horse and buggy warranty."
In June 1864, everyone in London was receiving telegrams about grieving widows looking for company in the neighbourhood.
Hot widows in your area are bored with using candlesticks and require a gentleman.
Hot rich widows in the countryside await your acquaintance. "Triflers need not apply."
Those vehicle warranty ads are so insidious. The ones I get use packaging that's typically reserved for official government mailers and sometimes include the name of a govt agency that has nothing to do with them.
Whenever I throw one out I imagine how many elderly people must be mistaking them for govt business and getting fleeced out of their money.