A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
A man who grabbed our concept of a centralized internet by the balls and squeezed it so hard that the Lemmy’s user count 65xed in a 3 months period. Thank you for your service
Tho sometimes they bloom green (algae in the fur) & basically absorb CO2 so in current conditions that's a slippery slope towards positive carma.
... those lazy bitches gonna get extinct via passive-aggressive positive carma attack from anxiety monkeys. Tbh, that's a pretty niche attack to anticipate like 5+ million years ago, they stood no chance.
It is I, the humble spokesperson for all of Lemmy. We sincerely apologize for falling short of your almighty opinion of opinions and expectations! How naive of us to air our own feelings about someone online and forget about your precious opinions and reaction to reactions.
In the future we will try Uber hard to think about your all-important feelings about another lying corpo pig who outright lied and defrauded one of his own user base. Surely one day your ball gobbling sycophant glory will be repaid in full through a deep and rough anal plunging you so clearly desire. Soon you will join the ranks of your masters - do not fret us lowly people.