Let's play this game again

You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

You're literally made of iron

It's liqud iron.

Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.

The breakfast cereal

Permanently magnetized

Crippling alcoholism.

All your joints are rusted up because you've never properly dried yourself as a kid.

but you physically have a iron defficancy so when you try to fly you just pass out

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