Let's play this game again

Big, sexy, irresistible butts. Perfect asses. Round and bouncy. Butts that give you a reason to live. The kind you wanna eat like groceries… Sorry, what were we talking about?

Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.

Butt laser you say?

Your laser is no longer pure, straight light; it is organic and natural, and a shoot is butting out of the side, and will eventually grow into a laser tree.